Ladies of New York...

... I dig your style, I do. But I just need to share two teeny tiny but ever so important pieces of advice.

1. You know how when you buy a shirt from H&M, there's often a thin piece of ribbon along the back of the collar from shoulder to shoulder? That is so they can hang them up in the stores. They are not meant to remain part of your ensemble.

2. You know when you buy a new winter coat that has a pleat in the back, and it's sewed together with a little x-shaped stitching? That's so the factory can fold 'em into the boxes easier, and again, is not meant to stay there as you wear the coat all winter.

Thanks for listening.