Emma: "Did you hear the news about Lady Gaga?"
Me: "No, what happened?"
Emma: "When she was getting off a motorcycle, she wasn't wearing any underwear and..."
Me: "She accidentally flashed people?"
Emma: "No, her fans saw that, um, that she has both girl parts and boy parts."
Me: "Where are you getting your news from?"
Emma: "I'm really nervous about 4th grade"